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Well if you goto the Boat Building School here in Kennbunk, you:

1.) smoke copious amonts of ganga
2.) goto to local bike shop
3.) buy old tandem
4.) tell the bike shop guys that you are going to use the tandem for “jumping” and “commuting”
5.) dream about all the gas you are going to save, and then dream about how much weed you can buy with it.

and finally

6.) let the bike shop guys take your picture.